{"id":268,"date":"2012-01-29T15:19:55","date_gmt":"2012-01-29T23:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/?p=268"},"modified":"2012-01-29T15:21:04","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T23:21:04","slug":"cher-not-dead-is-kim-kardashian-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Cher Not Dead &#8212; Is Kim Kardashian Next?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to write SEO stories for the magazine I work for. They rarely have anything to do with the magazine&#8217;s beat. They&#8217;re just supposed to draw eyeballs.<\/p>\n<p>I used to worry about this. No more.<\/p>\n<p>I figured I might as well have some fun. That way, maybe someone else will, too.<\/p>\n<p>Which is what happened here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hispanicbusiness.com\/2012\/1\/27\/cher_isnt_dead_just_victim_of.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Cher Not Dead &#8212; Is Kim Kardashian Next?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you click through &#8212; and I hope you do &#8212; you&#8217;ll notice that the headline is waaaay too long. Had to get in &#8220;Cher,&#8221; &#8220;Kardashian,&#8221; &#8220;Dead&#8221; and &#8220;Twitter&#8221; all in one go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to write SEO stories for the magazine I work for. They rarely have anything to do with the magazine&#8217;s beat. They&#8217;re just supposed to draw eyeballs. I used to worry about this. No more. I figured I might &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/?p=268\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[32],"tags":[135,147,139,136,137],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}