{"id":350,"date":"2014-11-07T10:42:08","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T18:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/?p=350"},"modified":"2014-11-07T10:42:32","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T18:42:32","slug":"who-says-youre-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"Who Says You\u2019re Dead?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_352\" style=\"width: 170px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tibia.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-352\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/tibia.jpg\" alt=\"Tibia\" width=\"160\" height=\"216\" class=\"size-full wp-image-352\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-352\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Braus 1921 295a&#8221; by Braus, Hermann &#8211; Anatomie des Menschen: ein Lehrbuch f\u00fcr Studierende und \u00c4rzte. Licensed under Public domain via Wikimedia Commons.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u201cOMG,\u201d she gasped. \u201cThere better not be too much bl\u2014\u201d <\/p>\n<p>She had to break off for a moment as her jaws sheared through Bill\u2019s left tibia and her throat glommed it into her gullet. \u201cYou said no one can prove they\u2019re dead! You <em>said<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But Bill didn\u2019t answer. <\/p>\n<p>Her tongue continued to writhe, hauling back an arm, a leg and gobs of congealing blood, to be chomped and slurped and shoved into her gullet.<\/p>\n<p>But soonest done soonest mended, as Bill always said. When she waddled to the door to let the cops in, she was clean as a whistle\u2014as Bill always said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cOMG,\u201d she gasped. \u201cThere better not be too much bl\u2014\u201d She had to break off for a moment as her jaws sheared through Bill\u2019s left tibia and her throat glommed it into her gullet. \u201cYou said no one can prove &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/?p=350\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[163,32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.broos-campbell.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}