Jolly Oyster

Jolly Oyster trailer

Jolly Oyster seafood trailer

When You Walk Instead of Drive

The seafood trailer down by the Ventura seaside bike trail finally opened up. They won’t shuck the clams and oysters for you, but they will lend you a knife and show you how it’s done. There are picnic tables there, and you can bring beer or wine if you want. Plus there’s 20-minute free parking in the state park’s lot, so you can download your picnic stuff and then go park on the street nearby.

This picture is from the other day, before they opened. It looks a lot more open when it’s, erm, open.

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Absolutely normal

My greatest fears are manifest at last. I am absolutely normal. This is contrary to what I thought my whole life. Especially in junior high. Girls were always telling me I was weird. I thought that was cool. Then I realized they didn’t mean it as a compliment. But with help of lots of beer I am over it now. Especially now that I’m over the beer.

Beer was good. Many people who drink beer know this to be true. But I drank my fill a while ago. It was fun while it lasted. Ah well. No more beer, no more beer, no more beer on Sunday. No more beer, no more beer, gotta get your can filled Monday. No idea what that means even all these years later.

Julie had a good First Friday. Sold two pillows. I am proud of her.

I was walking around the gallery on First Friday when a guy from my writers group flagged me down and introduced me to his wife. Said she had just moved into a studio there. I said what a coincidence, my wife has a studio here too — right the other side of that plastic thing, as a matter of fact. They said, You’re Julie’s husband?! We love Julie! I said I was pretty fond of her myself. Proud, too. Sold two pillows, you know.

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Netflix apologia

I read through Netflix CEO Reed Hastings’ apology for his own arrogance. You know, the one that got e-mailed to Netflix subscribers this morning.

Talk about stepping on your dick in the middle of a race. He totally misunderstood why his customers are becoming his ex-customers.

It wasn’t the arrogance. We’ve all come to expect that from large companies. It’s been a long time since being online made a company fresh, new and exciting, and able to crap left and right without getting anybody too ooked up.

Sure I was annoyed that a company I really liked turned out to be run by a turd bucket, but once I’d thought about it I realized I had no reason to be surprised. It was foolish of me to let down the cynicism for a bit.

But that wasn’t what bothered me. It’s arrogance coupled with greed that gets me.

Here’s a handy formula for next time, Reed: Downgraded service + upscaled price = customer hemorrhage.

When Netflix first made the announcement, we decided to switch over to streaming-only as soon as our current DVD membership expires.

And once HBO and AMC finally come out with a streaming model we like, we’ll subscribe to them. Or better yet, I have a pretty big to-be-read pile on my night stand.

Buh-bye, ya rat bastid ya.

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Stir-fried Acorn Squash with Shrimp and Ginger

Easy Eats for Hard Times

Like most dishes around here, this came about because of what happened to be in the refrigerator. It sounds weird, but it’s good.

  • 1/2 an acorn squash, gutted and skinned
  • 1/2 a pound of 50-60 count frozen cooked shrimp, thawed
  • 1 medium zucchini
  • 1 tbsp. ginger, minced
  • 2 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 1 tsp Chinese five spice powder
  • 1 tsp cornstarch
  • 3 Tbsp soy sauce
  • 1 Tbsp Vietnamese fish sauce
  • 2 Tbsp coconut oil, divided
  • 1 shake red pepper flakes
  • 1 handful cilantro

If you’ve forgotten to thaw out the shrimp, put it in a colander and run cold water over it till you get tired of doing that. They’ll thaw out soon enough. Put the cilantro in a bowl of water to let the sand soak off of it. Meanwhile, chop the acorn squash into large dice; set aside. Cut the zucchini into one-inch logs; quarter lengthwise and set aside. Smash and mince the ginger and garlic; set aside. Fish out the cilantro, dry it gently and chop it up, stems and all; set aside. In a medium bowl, combine five spice powder, cornstarch, soy sauce, fish sauce and red pepper flakes. And, yes, set that aside, too.

Over a lively flame, melt 1 tbsp. coconut oil in a heavy pan. Saute squash till it begins to brown around the edges. In the same pan, melt the other tbsp. of coconut oil. Add zucchini, garlic and ginger, cooking till the zucchini begins to brown, which you want, or the garlic gets brown, which you don’t want. Add the cilantro and the sauce. Cook another minute to thicken the sauce. Serve with rice.

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Cauliflower with Curry and Ginger

Easy Eats for Hard Times

Cauliflower is an often overlooked vegetable. Its pretty little flowerlets and its distinctive mild flavor take well to a variety of treatments: raw in salads, whirled in the blender for soups (good use for leftover mashed potatoes, too), in a marinara sauce with pasta, and here, your mom’s basic cauliflower with white sauce spiced up as a curry. This dish is fancy and delicious enough for company, and cheap enough for family. And you’ll have half a cauliflower left over for stir-fries that will use up other lonesome veggies in the crisper.

  • 4 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 3 tbsp. fresh ginger, chopped
  • 1/2 large head cauliflower, cut in small flowerlets
  • 1 cup frozen peas
  • 1/2 red bell pepper, if on sale, diced
  • 3 tbsp. flour
  • 3 tbsp. butter
  • 2 cups milk
  • 1 cup shredded white cheese, like jack or white cheddar
  • 4 tbsp. curry powder (or more to taste)
  • 1/2 cup coarse bread crumbs
  • 1/2 cup chopped cashews

Steam cauliflower until just tender. Drain. Make a white sauce, stir in cheese. Saute garlic, ginger, and curry powder, add cauliflower. Butter a baking dish. Pour in the cauliflower, add salt and pepper, top with cheese sauce, stir in peas and bell pepper. Sprinkle crumbs and nuts on top. Bake at 400 until top is browned (about ten minutes).

—Patty C. of Fallbrook, Calif.

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Borders Goes into Chapter 11 Reorganization

I’m sorry Borders is having to go through Chapter 11, especially as Borders carried my novels when Barnes & Noble wouldn’t. Got news for Borders CEO Mike Edwards, though: It wasn’t Borders that “pioneered the in-store experience.” That would be all those independent bookstores that you helped put out of business.

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Beer Barrel Polecats in Oakland

Polecats in Alameda, Calif.

Polecats

Some of the surviving Polefarts got together when Wiley and Cinda got hitched in Oakland a while back. That’s Les Harris on drums, Chris Mondt on bass, Broos Campbell on vocals, and Richard von Busack on accordion. Christopher Sharron (off camera) played the guitar bits.

Les is a multi-instrumentalist. He played with us a bit at the end of our gigging days, usually on guitar and horns. If we’d known he was interested, we would’ve asked him a lot sooner. He and Kenny Schick (busy photographing the wedding) played the hoovin’ saxes on “Cold Chicken and a Bottle of Gin.” Les also played the clarinet on “Viking Reggae,” our only song that ever got air play.

We were doing “Shootin’ Out the Porch Light” here. An odd choice for a wedding, but it was by request. It sure cleared people off the lawn and over to where the eats and drinks were.

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Let’s play some music.

We bring to you now “The Old Guacamole Makers March,” written by Richard von Busack and performed by the Beer Barrel Polecats back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

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