Category Archives: WTF

Who Says You’re Dead?

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Broos

“OMG,” she gasped. “There better not be too much bl—” She had to break off for a moment as her jaws sheared through Bill’s left tibia and her throat glommed it into her gullet. “You said no one can prove … Continue reading →

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Cher Not Dead — Is Kim Kardashian Next?

Posted on January 29, 2012 by Broos

I have to write SEO stories for the magazine I work for. They rarely have anything to do with the magazine’s beat. They’re just supposed to draw eyeballs. I used to worry about this. No more. I figured I might … Continue reading →

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Callista Gingrich’s Hair: Explaining the Unexplainable

Posted on January 29, 2012 by Broos

More SEO nonsense. Callista Gingrich was trending, and she looks fucking goddam weird, so what the heck, hey? Callista Gingrich’s Hair: Explaining the Unexplainable. No photo, unfortunately. But Inquisitr has a great one.

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Christmas music from the Beer Barrel Polecats

Posted on December 24, 2011 by Broos

I’ve been humming “Please, Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas” for several days now. For why? Because it gets me in the holiday spirit and keeps me out of the spirits, that’s for why. Also because the Beer Barrel Polecats … Continue reading →

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Absolutely normal

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Broos

My greatest fears are manifest at last. I am absolutely normal. This is contrary to what I thought my whole life. Especially in junior high. Girls were always telling me I was weird. I thought that was cool. Then I … Continue reading →

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Netflix apologia

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Broos

I read through Netflix CEO Reed Hastings’ apology for his own arrogance. You know, the one that got e-mailed to Netflix subscribers this morning. Talk about stepping on your dick in the middle of a race. He totally misunderstood why … Continue reading →

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