I have to write SEO stories for the magazine I work for. They rarely have anything to do with the magazine’s beat. They’re just supposed to draw eyeballs.
I used to worry about this. No more.
I figured I might as well have some fun. That way, maybe someone else will, too.
Which is what happened here:
Cher Not Dead — Is Kim Kardashian Next?
If you click through — and I hope you do — you’ll notice that the headline is waaaay too long. Had to get in “Cher,” “Kardashian,” “Dead” and “Twitter” all in one go.